Looking for a few good followers

Hey y'all. This is an embarrassing post. Why? Because, basically I'm begging.

I'm begging you to like me. To follow me.

Don't worry, it's not a lifetime commitment. But could you please follow me? Pretty please? With sugar on top?

 I never thought it would come to this. But it has. You, the reader, complete me. Well, in the blogging sense.

Won't you be, please won't you be, oh won't you be....my follower?

 I feel like a cult leader. But only half as charismatic.